RED MEAT Messily we masticate from the secret files of max cannon
Great, I order a stereo system and get a robot.
Not to worry. I am capable of performing music.
Let's hear it.
Doo doo doo DOO, doo doo doo DOOOOOO.
While that's a lovely rendition of Beethoven's Fifth, what I really want is romantic music for my wife.
I can do that too! Wow chicka wow wow!
2002-03-04 18:01:03By BagHead

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10Beautiful. Afg.
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8-PB
8I can almost hear the "f*ck me up the *ss" dubbing!
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7I'm really surprised that this works for me.
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7porn music=comedy
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7Funny stuff. I wonder who programmed him. --VX
7-ballpn
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7Nice sound effects. -IF
7Nice written example of porn music. Preloggy
7Hey, that kinda works. I got all turned on..crz
7I find it amazing that everyone in the world know that joke.
7I've never seen porno music printed before-BP
7My favorite porno sound track -- Nuke
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6-DB
6It would be nothing without those SFX (CB)
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6-FV
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6Down on Ted's 3, up on BIx's -- HoE
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6I'll take a klang scrape fizzle scrape splortfizzlefizzle klang raaaar
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6'Salright.
6Hey Bix, I was gonna smoke a joint. Do you do Phish? - gtd
5Just not very funny. Porn music is just... porn music.
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5Doesn't really work as text. 9 needs to stop watching 70's porn with subtitles.
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4Eh. Try "Bum bow wakka chikka wakka chikka bum bow"
4Porn music hasn't been 'wow chicka' since the mid 70s.

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