RED MEAT I'm like rubber, you're like glue from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, I'm sick of the way you mistreat me and Mom. I ain't takin' it no more-- I'm gonna kick your ass.
Gimme yer best shot, you snot-nosed punk, but do it right, 'cause if I can get back up I'm gonna step on yer nuts with my GOOD boots.
On second thought, Dad, can I say I love you and forgive you instead?
That's my boy. Total pussy, just like yer old man.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Crisper Than Thou

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8+2 for the GOOD boots, last cell needs polish
7For the love of God, not the GOOD boots! ;-) -CL
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7It's the 'good' boots that save this -IS
7Accentuated by Ted emphasizing that these are his GOOD boots. --VX
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7Rock-solid meat.
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6Ted 3 should say "spineless under pressure" or something in that vein..crz
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5Terrible let down in 3!!!!
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4But ... Ted's not abusive, just an inept father. -PB
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4Max did the "Freestyle hissy-fit" better. He was phenomonal!
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3Nah.... doesn't do it for me. Sorry. Too OOC --TRT
3Neither 1 nor 3 seems like Ted

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