RED MEAT the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your forehead from the secret files of max cannon
People wonder how I keep my skin so soft and smooth.
My secret's milk baths. I been takin' 'em for around a year now.
I really ain't got a choice. After a month or so, I couldn't get the tub to drain.
2002-03-05 20:21:55By Bernt Pancreas

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8Unexpected twist: check. Gross: check. Bizarre: check.
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8N-n-n-nasty
8Ugggggh. Nice. -Cap'n
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7Better than your average earl
7+2 for the 'ew' factor --todcra
7Shit man, I got the wrong angle on this joke. Still sound though- minge
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7That is so vile, and so earl -cm
7ewwwwwww - opus
7That would make it a cheese dip..crz
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6Ew. Preloggy
6Awful, but I laughed. CH
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6+1 for extra curdled mental vision - q
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6I cheddar at the thought.
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5Only got this after an explanation, sadly. --VX
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5Begs the question of why he didn't try to drain the tub in the first place
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3Why couldn't he get the tub to drain? (CB)

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