RED MEAT unguent for your engagement ring of fire from the secret files of max cannon
Filthy! I shall scrub you until your is skin raw!
Huh?
Followed by sensory deprivation in your sleeping chamber.
Keep back!
Subsequently you shall be force fed mass quantities of Brussels sprouts!
Hmm.. When the boy's IQ test results came back genius, I don't remember the word "evil" preceding it.
2002-03-07 11:10:47By Bernt Pancreas

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9I love this one. I just love it.
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7Great closing line.
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7Makes Bix's crude Tin Man design all the funnier. --VX
7bix one stops this being a nine
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7I get it, the boy doesn't like brussel sprouts!
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6Don't see improvement in this one. Ted's 3 needs to be short short short.
6Revenge!
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5Below-par Pancreatic matter. Bix's one needs a grammar check. "skin is"
5Like Bix here, but Ted doesn't do it for me - Spike
5all the elements seem to be here, but I didn't laugh. sorry.
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5Will an evil genius is scary, but sadly OOC (CB)
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4Too Calvin and Hobbes
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4Not so bad. -_TRT
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