RED MEAT I put the F-U in fun (open 15195) from the secret files of max cannon
There are tons of ways cars are better than wives, man.
No kidding.
A car doesn't complain if you look at other cars while you're driving.
And it doesn't mind if you go a little too fast.
A car thinks a full engine flushing is a good thing.
And it doesn't raise holy hell if you lock it in the garage overnight.
2002-03-13 15:02:01By BagHead

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8Don's 3 seems off, but it's a nice piece of funny all the same -- HoE
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8Heartless and beautiful. CH
8Ted's #3 is absoluley solid-pete
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7+1 for tagline and +1 for Ted's #3 raises ordinary strip to greater heights. -DG
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7Accelerates right into the far-right edge of the panel. --VX
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7+1 for "raise holy hell"
7here's your flowers. at least i didn't offer golden showers.
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7Haha, Ted's been hanging around Earl too much!
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6Ted's 3 makes it here - Spike
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5More amusing than funny.
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4someone's been reading 'why (beer, cars, etc.) are better than women' lists.
2Did you read this off a student's wall? (CB)
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