RED MEAT suburban subaru from the secret files of max cannon
Karen asked me to tell you to leave her alone.
She can deal with the personal attacks, and jokes about her dead mother. But she's grossed out by you exposing yourself to her. She's devastated by the things you've done to her cat. And she's sure she'll be psychotic when it comes to adult interpersonal relationships.
Mind you, she didn't authorize me telling you all that.
Thanks for the tip!
0000-00-00 00:00:00By buzzard

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9It's Ted's #3 that makes this genius. MMD's #'3 is great, but could be impoved.
9ROFL!!! --John
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7I used to like this one, but on a reread, I'm not as pleased.
7I picture the sweat rolling off MMD in 2
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7_EXPLICIT_ instructions! ~W :)
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7Nice red herring with Armed Ted. - Val
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6a good day in the life of MMD
6just barely a six. now shoo! before I change my mind
6Not a bad early attempt at linking Karen to Ted w/ gun. -PB
5In cahoots, eh? --VX
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5Good #3 in search of better #2
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5Why Ted With Gun?
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5Wordy to little avail.
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4The potential is there but is killed by so many things.
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3Not really in character. At all. --TRT
3Like Karen, I wish he'd kept is mouth shut too!
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3Ungh
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2Like MMD doesn't know
1Out of character, Dan's not a pedo, and Karen isn't Ted's daughter. -CL

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