RED MEAT a lethal dose of mind-macarena from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, what are those red pills I see you taking all the time?
Well, Karen, those are called 'methamphetamine'.
What's it for?
To paraphrase William Gibson: it chromes my joints and gives me a three-day priapism, and I prowl the twilit streets of Mayberry like a horny he-cat.
I see. Is that why Earl's pet weasel was so eager to get away from you last night on Oak Street?
Hush, Karen.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Dave Filippi

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8-MMM-
8methamphetamines = funny. priapism = funny.
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7Pretty good. It didn't need IHYMMD anyway. -CL
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7tickles me. and grows on me: +1 -bbg
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6Ooh, Dan almost seems ashamed for once. --VX
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6Only okay. But I wish someone had later re-used the pet weasel idea.
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5meth comes in pills? -ballpn
5I was mad to think this would go anywhere
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5Like MMD 3, but concept could be stronger
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5It's the Hush Karen.
5Keep Earl separate methinks..crz
5I'm not sure if I like Karen knowing Earl. Sure, same town, but...
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5Starts good, gets worse.
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5+1 for "horny he-cat"
5I can't help wondering what the gibson version sounded like
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5I like the Gibson reference, but it's downhill from there.
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4Great potential, terrible delivery.
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4Hate everything from Dan 2 on
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3Takes way too long to go nowhere in particular. -PB
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3Nope. Not getting me hard. --TRT
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3+1 for using priapism -cm
2Unfortunately, the rest isn't funny.
2Elephants squeezing through doggie doors would be less cumbersome than this
2MMD is a pet runner-over, not a pet molester. -FV

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