RED MEAT like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest record from the secret files of max cannon
Tough day at work, dad?
Son, it saddens me that someday you, too, will have to get a job-- to leave home, put on a suit, and sit at a desk...
...selling product you despise to a public you hold in contempt. Slowly, your soul will be drained from you, all because you need to pay the bills that your shrew of a wife will pile on top of you.
Actually, I was thinking about the carefree, bachelor life of a milkman.
Milkman, eh? Mindless work but I can see where the *ahem* fringe benefits would be tempting.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Crisper Than Thou

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7sounds like a good career to me. Preloggy
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6Wordy, and no zing
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6love Ted #2 -CL
6Fatherly advice from Ted Johnson.
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6William 3 aint right..crz
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5Change panel three, and you got a winner.
5lots of line but no punch
5Ack! Such promise, but Ted 3 sucks. -PB
5What *ahem* fringe benefits? --VX
5another disappointing 3
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4I was expecting funny, but there was no funny. WHERE'S MY FUNNY? Afg.
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4Blah blah blah. When will it end?
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4what a let down. This was 10 worthy till panel #3 -IS
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3Okay setup goes for nothing; -1 for wretched tag, too
3ahem?
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3Only panel #2 saves this from 1-dom.
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