RED MEAT apple turnover in his grave from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, I was thinking about what you said-- y'know, about getting a job. So I decided to be proactive and find a career I could enjoy.
Well GOOD for you, son! Nothing like that first work permit job to make you feel like a man. What'd you find-- fast food? Grocery?
Actually, I've gone into web design. I considered a couple of enterprise sites but it looks like the real money is going to be in porn.
Junior! How COULD you? Is this what I raised you for? I'm SO disappointed that you'd...
Well, what can I say? I'm pulling in about two grand a week and the pussy pretty much never ends.
...disappointed that you'd not find some work for your OLD MAN in the field. What say, boy? Need an assistant?
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Crisper Than Thou

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8This is another one I'm ashamed to laugh at, but laugh anyway. -CL
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7Will's 3 est fantastique. En Franglais! --VX
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6+1 for "pussy never ends" --K
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6Hmmm.... a little rewording and it'll be a gem. -- TRT
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6Ted wouldn't be disappointed to start with..crz
5Son's a little wordy. Smooth Ted's 2 & 3 for +1
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5not crazy 'bout caps=emphasis, but very Ted.
5Subject material right, joke style very sitcommy. --THM
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5"sitcom level bad" -- you read my mind there
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5Ted's reaction in #2 is a little weird for him
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4like a shit sitcom
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4good concept, poor execution -bbg
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4Standard, and Ted's change is sitcom-level bad
4Takes way too long, I hate Ted 2 and 3. -PB
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4There's a much better conclusion to the William is a porn king.
4Lotta words. Few laughs.
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4on second thoughts....
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3eh...kid starts porn site. who hasn't. there is no joke here.
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3Son's #2 and #3 are okay, but Ted's lines are just horrible.
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