RED MEAT categorical imperialism from the secret files of max cannon
What are you doin' here, Milkman Dan?
I'm here to offer you a ride in my special new milk truck, the Chronomoo 6000.
But why are you dressed all funny?
I have an exo-suit for you too. It's necessary for time travel.
Your milk truck travels through time? That's silly. Time machines can't exist!
That's not what you'll say five minutes ago.
2002-07-26 16:28:16By Flwyd

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8Love "Chronomoo 6000", maybe he'll leave her lost in time-JM
7+1 for tag -todcra
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7+2 for the Chronomoo 6000! that rocks. - gtd
6No cruelty, which is a little atypical of Dan.
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6I'm a sucker for this joke. -- opus
6cute. -FV
6A joke with no meat..crz
6nice but twist not quite there (CB)
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6Dan's #3 makes this worthwhile, even if he is being too nice to Karen.
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6No real laugh, but I found "Chronomoo" funny enough for 6
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6Chronomoo's good for +1, but where's the pain?
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5Not bad, but needs a bit more punch. -PB
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5+2 for Dan's #3
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5Wouldn't she have remembered what she said five minutes ago?
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