RED MEAT a fine line between right and wrong from the secret files of max cannon
Padre, I just don't know what to do about Ted Junior.
I'm sure these social problems he's having are just a phase. Boys will be boys, after all.
I'm not so sure about that. The other day, I told him that a wise man once said "Walk softly and carry a big stick."
That sounds like good fatherly advice...
Last night the police caught him sneaking around Johnny Lemonhead's house with a baseball bat.
...on the other hand, a little Ritalin couldn't hurt.
1998-09-18 16:34:23By libertine

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8Like father, like son. -CL
8Okay, not bad. --John
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7But would Ted disapprove of that, really?
6Ted wouldn't care. Good gag and nice phrasing though..crz
6not a joke, just a regular mayberry convo
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6Better Padre 3: "...and the problem is?" -MMM-
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5"Ted Junior" is the only funny. --VX
5Ted should only be annoyed that the police CAUGHT him.
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5And ted sees this as a problem? -cm
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5Thing is, it's JL.. would anyone really mind?
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4No. Ted would help. And his name's "William." -PB
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3Not sure what I saw in this one. Ted should be happy, as mentioned.
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3there is no hint of funny here
3Man, write a twist, people. And his name's William, ja?
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3I've never enjoyed a "3rd panel Lemonhead surprise" strip and never will -herp
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3More like a TV sitcom than Red Meat -- SG
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2Actually, they would worry if he were being kind to JL.
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2Way to blow the character. Ted doesn't want his son to terrorize JLH? Hell no
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1So, why is Ted concerned here? Afg.

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