RED MEAT Tits to be Fried from the secret files of max cannon
Hey kid. You look like you could use a creamy, frosty milk shake. Just go inside for your ice cream pleasure.
I heard about this. You were arrested and fired for DUI and killing cats and now you're stuck hawking ice cream in front of the 7 11 as part of your community service.
C'mon kid. I'm just a talking cow trying to inform you of the tasty treats waiting for you inside.
There's even a court order preventing you from making any snide remarks.
How about just punching me in the balls, kid. Hands up. Who wants to punch me in the balls?
Like you still have any.
2002-08-06 14:43:48DELETEDBy Preloggy

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7#3 kicks ass!
7Like the "Hands up." -JM
7Sympathy for the Devil.
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7I like the MMD fallen from grace thing, but Sluggo's third could be better.
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7+1 because I read it as "the tasty teats" and looked at Dan
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6McMoo's 3 is funny as hell. the rest is a bit blah.
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6-DB
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57-11 shill wouldn't be community service. And 3 is pretty snide.
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5mmd #3 saves the day
5I like this idea, but why Stubbo and not Karen? -PB
5....what? -todcra
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3Am I missing something?
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3McMoo's #3 is the only salvagable thing here. Stubbo's #3 stinks.

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