RED MEAT just a weather balloon from the secret files of max cannon
Guess what, Karen? Today is Opposite Day!
I'm not at all afraid of what you're going to say next.
I'll bet you're happy there was no cyanide in your milk this morning!
Thank God--that means that I had no reason to put that milk in your thermos.
I love you, Karen.
2002-08-28 12:10:14DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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10heh. -todcra
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7They say opposites do attract - BFJ
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6I like this. It's a challenge. --TRT
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6welcome. pass the spliff this way, son. - groovin
6On the reread I give this one a solid 6
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6This does get better with extra readings -JM
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5opposite day is pushing a meme too far. +1 for nice writing (CB)
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5The opposite of okay is okay
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4Contrived, and not funny enough to get past it. -PB
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2Opposite Day was dumb when I was in 2nd grade. It's dumb now.

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