RED MEAT nudge nudge wink wink from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, mail's here! Great! Say, several weeks ago I sent some film to be developed through the mail. Hasn't come back, yet.
Really? Let me check my mail bag.
Great. The wife can't wait to see photos from our vacation.
Yeah, the shots of her at the beach came out great. The ones of you drunk, and half- naked in a french maid's outfit were a little overexposed. Here you go.
Thanks! So...uh, all the negatives here?
Let's talk about a little mailman thing I call "friendly extortion".
1998-09-21 09:00:10By lilith

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5Matt's #3 is too blatant, kind of kills it -Cap'n
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5....who develops film through the mail? Drugstores, among others, do it...
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4Standard blackmail strip.
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3Why is Ted so tame and naive?
3No. The idea is too weak to support this much exposition. -PB
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3Learn to use commas, people! Terrible punchline.
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1Ted doesn't roll over that easy. -CL
1Revising bad votes down, since all the really bad stuff has been culled.

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