RED MEAT lurking in the wires from the secret files of max cannon
Every day I come home and my answering machine is full of messages.
BEEP!! <<Earl, this is you-know-who. The rabbit won't fit into the paper shredder. The possum 'neither. You better come over here quick or Ma's gonna get real mad. >>
Most of 'em I don't even bother trying to call back.
BEEP! << Earl, this is me again. Look, it's getting late and I think I've jammed the damn thing...it just keeps making grinding noises. Call me QUICK, okay? >>
I mean, none of them are all that important.
BEEP! << Earlie, this is your mother, this time. Stop instigating your father or he's going to violate his parole again. >>
1998-09-21 09:09:34By lilith

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7I laughed. sue me
7This explains soooooo much. A bit wordy, though. -BN
6Funny idea, sputtering end
6The messages are clever, kinda. -PB
6earl's are spoiling this.
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6This author had a thing for family humor
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6Sounds like Earl's family to me. Could use better Earl commentary.
5more fun than a 'possum in a trailer park
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5For some reason, Earl having parents doesn't work for me. -MMM-
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5interesting concept, but not great execution -bbg
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5It's the same person - why wouldn't he call them back? Preloggy
5ballpn
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5Good idea, bad implementation.
5answering machine is a good idea.
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5Good idea, okay 3rd panel, but so-so overall. - DG
5Joke with incredible potential shoved down the, uh, paper shredder. --VX
5Lilith kinda..isn't funny.
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4Somehow I don't think he would be on speaking terms with his parents..crz
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4answering machine's 1 has potential
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4Already did with the animal cruelty. Unless the animals are dead before shreddin
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3Nope. Not accessible to me. Sorry. --TRT
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3Earl's family would make for a good strip. Too bad this eats shit
3"Instigating" totally sinks this one. -CL
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