RED MEAT 9/10 of the law of God from the secret files of max cannon
I babysat for this gal down the street. She said I could help myself to anything in the house.
What she meant to say was "anything outside the crib."
2002-09-11 15:33:49DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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10beautiful. just beautiful
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8I didn't see a pedo joke, I saw a baby-eating joke. - gtd
8It doesn't mean he ate the baby -- BFJ
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7Ambiguity's good. Might have been harmless. Might not.
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7heh. I like that it's vague.. he could ahve just stolen a toy! -todcra
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7Better, but I'd make it more open-ended. V
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6Heh. I like. -PB
6heh -bbg
6fair (CB)
6Jesus, who'd trust Earl with their kid?
6need to be clear if it was to eat.
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6Decent comic -JM
6Okay, VX, this one's actually quite nice. -DG
6no, he's not going to eat the baby! except using its sweat on salads
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6purpills? strong as an ax or an ox?
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5Yeah sorry but who says "anything in the house"?
5Sorry, but after reading the variations on this comic, I like this one less.
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3Aw, c'mon, she wouldn't say "anything in the house"
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2can't tell if the joke is supposed to be pedophile or cannibal... -FV
2-- opus
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