RED MEAT pulled kicking & screaming from the headlines from the secret files of max cannon
Matt, did you hear? A bomb just went off in a post office in Utica!
You're kidding!
I wish. They said that the explosion occured while the place was closed, but it would have been open in another hour.
God, just think...dead mailmen everywhere...
It's a damn shame.
I'll say. I forgot to switch time zones.
2002-09-19 09:51:39DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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8 If only the US postal could deliver with such precision as this PL--TRT
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7better; we know Matt's a mailman -- he's "Going Postal"
7change matt2 to "there would have been dead.."-BP
6why would he want to do that? -JM
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6Now, MATT as a bomber makes a helluva lot of sense. -PB
6Much better take on the original. Nice improvement.
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5Wayyy too obvious.
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4I liked the earlier one better.
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4Matt's lines don't make much sense; -1 for cannibalizing your own bad
3Matt *is* a mailman. Would be much better with Matt approaching MMD.

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