RED MEAT rocky mountain hi-ball from the secret files of max cannon
My girlfriend called me a heartless bastard.
I told her, "Leave my parents out of this. I'll get some more artichokes tomorrow."
2002-09-23 12:09:09DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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6artichokes are the key to any good relationship
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5+1 for dealing with another moronic "[noun]? [obscene acronym]?"
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5hah. had tot hink about this one for a bit. -todcra
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5Amelie's version is much better
5cheap joke (3/-2.21: artichoke centers are called "hearts")
5Clumsy Earl 3. Real clumsy. -PB
4great tag, disappointing pun
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4???
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4Sorry. Two bad puns doth not a strip make. Preloggy
4Not even a pun exactly
4If this pun were sadistic, I'd give it a 6.
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3artichokes? wtf?
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2awful
1worst pun ever

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