RED MEAT egg salad surgery from the secret files of max cannon
A friend of mine told me that I was too insensitive, and he challenged me to come up with a prayer that everyone could use. So I gave him this:
"Oh, great and powerful (DEITY), have mercy on Your people, the (YOUR NATIONALITY). Bring about the quick (RETURN / ARRIVAL) of our Savior, and open the eyes of the (ENEMY) to the error of their ways. May we all join You soon in (HIGHER PLANE). (WORD OF PRAISE)."
Picky bastard accused me of excludin' the illiterate.
2002-09-30 09:49:23DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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8Earl's #2 is pretty clever -JM
7Well, it made me laugh.... -TRT
7This doesn't seem like Earl at all, but it's pretty awesome.
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6I am unconvinced this is either Earl or Red Meat. But it IS funny. -PB
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6Fascinating but I wonder if joke works in Red Meat universe. Preloggy
5Not a bad joke, but is it really Earl?
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5heh. I like -todcra
5Transition from the first bit to writing a prayer is convoluted.
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3Why am I not giving this a 2?
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1isn't this plagiarized from somewhere?
1why?

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