RED MEAT absinthe of mind from the secret files of max cannon
Here's a funny story for you...last week I went to the home of a certain parishoner, who shall remain nameless, to see why he had not been attending Mass.
I walked around the house and called out his name, but there was no response. So I left him a note with a few words from Isaiah 50:2--"When I came, why was there no one? When I called, why was there no one to answer?"
That afternoon I found a note under my windshield wipers. On it was a single line from Genesis 3:10--"He answered, 'I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.'"
2002-10-15 12:26:41DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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8I think I've heard this before, but the tag is worth +4
7 - BFJ -
7this is cool. - gtd
7Probably an old joke, but I like it.
6clever enough
6About as good as a Bible-referencing joke gets. -DG
5Slight chuckle, but isn't very meaty.
5heh. +1 or 2 for tag. haven't decided yet. -todcra
5Clever use of Bible but long winded (but that's your source material) Preloggy
4This is a classic joke from Reader's Digest. I've always liked it. Not here.
4Like so many others it's just not funny.
4Interesting that this word-for-word joke lift is getting such a high score
4It was never a good joke to start with.
3-2 for very old joke, gimme a twist. ~afh
2Here's link to this joke

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