RED MEAT Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic Avenger from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Dan. What's shaking?
My Dick.
I beg your pardon?
My Uncle Dick. He has Parkinson's.
Let me rephrase my greeting. What's up Dan?
And people wonder why I'm always grinning like an idiot.
2002-10-18 08:07:35By Preloggy

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9OK, it's dumb, but I laughed. A lot. -Cap'n
8Pretty good bait and switch -JM
8I laughed, I ... anyway. ~afh
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7Dan 3 should be another literalism
7I like this. Sue me.
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6Doesn't quite click. Like the tagline.
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6"Passable" the word I'd choose. -PB
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6It's stupid, but I kinda like it.
6heh. -todcra
6haha... though "my <uncle's name>" is unusually familiar for discussing uncles.
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6I'm still wondering why Dan is always grinning like an idiot. DH
6decent dick joke.
5MMD's 3 IS a literalism, still not great. (CB)
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4groan. -FV
4Ted is not this dumb a straight man. -- opus
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4No, no, and no
4Strange way for Dan to answer the question isn't it?
4I just don't dig this one...I'm not sure why. --VX
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