RED MEAT the inalienable right to eat fred astaire's baloney sausage from the secret files of max cannon
"This is my pistol. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pistol is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me, my pistol is useless. Without my pistol, I am useless.
"I must fire my pistol true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My pistol and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it...until there is no enemy...but peace. Amen."
Did they go and change the Nicene Creed without telling me?
Ain't no better place to hunt than a retreat.
2002-10-25 12:52:13DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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5panel 3 sucks, but you must have watched Full Metal Jacket the other night too.
5Don't know the wording of the Nicene Creed, and don't like 3
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2I enjoy reading, but this is ridiculous. The joke is lost in there somewhere.

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