RED MEAT just a dot in the shark (another old joke been cannibalized) from the secret files of max cannon
Father, I think you should know that I just left the apartment of a 20-year-old woman who picked me up in a bar, took me to her place and commenced pleasuring me in unspeakable ways.
I see...and how long has it been since your last confession?
Well, this is my first--I'm Jewish, you know.
So why are you telling me this?
I'm telling everybody!
2002-11-13 10:09:29DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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8Well, at least you carried it off well.
8Yup. That's a Jewish granfather for ya. Preloggy
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8Excellent Wally. Bravo. -IF
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7heh. -todcra
7A classic never dies - BFJ -
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7I like this.
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7Nicely worked.
7-DB
7Well, I haven't heard it, so it's fine by me. Plus for honesty.
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6Old joke? Who cares! It really works with Wally. -DG
6Cute
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6Good tag, reasonable characters, classic joke -JM
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5bbg
5Decent execution of old joke, I guess, but where's the Meat? -PB
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5yes, very old
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5Cute, but...no punchy. ~afh
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4I lowered my cholesterol! If only I hadn't heard this one before!
4Funny, but an old joke.
3done much better elsewhere (see: Colcannon - The Confession.mp3)
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1It really annoys me when authors lower themselves to this (CB)
1This one was funner when my great-great-grandfather heard it.

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