RED MEAT goodnight, everybody! from the secret files of max cannon
I volunteered myself as a human guinea pig to make a little extra money.
I'm glad they gave me some soap to wash up afterwards, but ain't no way I'm fittin' up that little toilet paper tube.
2002-11-27 10:19:47By Vaca

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8"Oh my dear Richard Gere..." --G. Keilloir
8Clunky but goodly disgusting. ~afh
8and also 3; just because nobody gerbils doesn't mean Earl thinks so
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6Gerbil, not guinea pig.
6Earl as a sex toy... not bad. (Folks: HE'S the gerbil/guinea pig)
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6I'm curious to see the cage they made for him.
6Cute but predictable, and needs a better clincher
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5Ahh...this is the old "gerbil" story? Vote goes down one. --VX
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5Reworked, this could be something beautiful..crz
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5Cute, but I thought it was hamsters; ginea pigs are kinda fucking big. -PB
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5boo! gerbil/ass is insta1 for me. it's impossible/urban legend anyway. -todcra
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4a little confused on the joke, what's going where? -JM
4They use gerbils for that, don't they? Defies physics, guinea pigs are largish.
4Explain? (CB)
4Sorry but a bit too inconcievable.
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4-DB
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3Jesus H. Christ...that must be one huge anus (didn't laugh due to impossibility)
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3If that's what it is, then it's really awful
3I wonder what other jokes we've recently seen on TV can be transposed here.
3-FV
3-- opus
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2Huh? --TRT

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