RED MEAT pest strip tease from the secret files of max cannon
What's that plastic cucumber-like thing by the side of Mom's bed?
Ah-- just an electric cucumber, boy.
And how come there's panties all over the bed with holes in the crotch?
Uh-- convenience. It's just a lot more convenient.
When's Mom coming back anyway?
When she's come to terms with some perfectly normal urges middle-aged men sometimes experience.
1998-10-02 14:34:07By Horselover Fat

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8urgh - the twist
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8Ted is dead-on. -MMM-
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7Good twist. (is THIS the origin of the "Electric Pickle"?)
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7Didn't expect this. --John
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7Beatiful Ted..crz
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6would be higher if the wife showed any signs of prudeness in the orig -cm
6sick! -ballpn
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6Need comma in son's 3, but otherwise nice.
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6HF was consistently mediocre, and this is on the upside
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5Could be a while. --VX
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5Si I guess the vibrator and crotchless panties are Ted's?
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5--TRT
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4what's the joke?
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