RED MEAT If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elf from the secret files of max cannon
Listen, if you don't deliver my presents this Christmas, I'll gouge out your eyes with a candy cane!!
Do you understand me, you miserable pile of rancid plum pudding?!
So what do you think about that?
Just be sure to write the letter in blood so Santa will know you're serious.
2002-12-19 19:22:30By Jmillius

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8I adore Matt 3. -PB
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7heheheh. heh. ~afh
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7Obvious but sound.
7Damn nice..crz
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7don't encourage him, Matt. -FV
7haha -IS
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7Coach writing Santa and getting advice from Matt is great stuff. Preloggy
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6Coach's #3 could use some work.
6Um... --VX
6Change "plum pudding" and I bump it up at least 1!
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6it's too bad we got two with the same theme right after each other. -todcra
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5Matt's last line is far too good to be sacrificed to this comic.
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4doesn't work for me (CB)
4I dunno. Matt doesn't have a subtle sense of humor -- opus
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