RED MEAT Translucent donkeys are glassy asses from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, why is there a bloody staplegun in the bathroom?
I was doing a little Christmas redecorating.
Did you hurt yourself?
No, a little blood is to be expected when you staple a pair of reindeer antlers to someone's skull.
Ted... where's our son?
Probably prancing around in the front yard, and hopefully he's goring those damned carolers.
2002-12-21 09:06:29By Jmillius

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9+1 for the sheer over-the-topness. -todcra
9Niiiice. -S
9Happy Holidays from the Johnsons~afh
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7has a "Scrooged" vibe, but the mental picture of Will with antlers is cool - gtd
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7Glad it's not Johnny he's picking on. Did the staples make him retarded?
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7nice image
7Funny image of William. Preloggy
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6Ted's 3 is a big disappointment though
6Might work better with the family dog? Dunno.
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6Nicely written, but the relation to Deep Thoughts is just too close. --VX
5Ted 3 needs rewritten. Needs it bad. -PB
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5might be better with silent Ted 3. -FV
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5carolers thing ruins it
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4A bit OTT even for Ted (CB)

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