RED MEAT Bringing pufferfish to the potluck from the secret files of max cannon
When I was a kid I had an imaginary playmate called Bernie. We went everywhere together.
That all ended the day I pushed him down the stairs 'cuz I thought he was plottin' against me.
That was when I found out I'd been confusin' imaginary with retarded.
2003-01-02 07:16:46By The Light In Chains

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10I've been laughing for 5 minutes..crz
103: retards might not plot against you, but Earl might think they do -BN
10Absolutely flawless. (3s: it's called "paranoia" read about it some time.) -DG
10Heartless and Beautiful CH
10bahahhahahahahahhaha. -todcra
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9Can't go wrong with retards - CC
9Holy evil hell. This is awesome. -OQP
9Gave it an 8. Kept laughing. Upgraded. -- opus
8just excellent -bbg
8Oh, ICK! --John
8Inventive and disturbed; Earl doesn't get a lot better than this. -PB
8lmfao
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8Tam
8Mean, evil, and how anyone voted 3 I have NO clue -- THM
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8Meaty goodness, oh yes. --TRT
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8Beautifily sick and twisted, but in an innocent sort of way -JM
8I can't knock this for "retarded" when I wrote a joke about the blind. --VX
8I love this. - gtd employee of the month for january (dave, i mean)?
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8Fan-fucking-tastic.
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8How is 1 a cheat, how does 2 not conect and how is 3 random? I don't get it
7-DB
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7Dave, you magnificent bastard. I read your book! Preloggy
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7sickest comic here, but I'm not deducting
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6cheap but dark enough to pull through (CB)
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3This is just a really weak joke that has garnered some ridiculously high votes!
3Retards don't (well) plot against you.
3Earl calls him "imaginary" in 1 to set up joke even though he knows difference
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