RED MEAT horoscopes for hampster rapists from the secret files of max cannon
Greetings owner, I am Bix Five Thousand and am here to serve you.
Hot dang, my slave robot is finally here!
I am capable of delivering on over three million comands and am programmed to obey with the utmost devotion. What is your command?
Don't gotta ask me twice, I been waitin' a long time for this, command three million and twelve Bix!
Initiating spam slime release valve, commencing with foot slathering. Permission to groan in disgust master?
Oh sweet baby Jane, you do whatever it takes.
2003-02-10 00:45:18DELETEDBy pete

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6nice premise poor writing (CB)
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6"spam slime" enough to make this worthwhile. -PB
6I don't want to know what's going on here, so I'll just give "HAMSTER" a 6. --VX
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6Wordy and amusing. Preloggy
6heh, saw where it was going, but it's a happy-enough place. -todcra
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5Pretty solid idea. Hire a punctuation placer.
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4story, not joke
4Amazingly jagged writing. Care to smooth this one down a bit?
3plain deviance is not funny (in itself)
3What? I must not quite get it.

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