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Just got one of them speeding tickets.
They said I was doing 80 mph in a school zone.
I can handle paying the ticket. I just wish they wouldn't have impounded the steamroller.
1998-10-14 11:18:14By Smokey

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8Great mental image. --VX
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8+2 cause I'm laughing, +1 cause I kinda like the tag. -CL
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8Implausible, but 80mph in a school zone.. I've always wanted to do that..crz
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8Some steamroller. -PB
7I hate it when that happens -bbg
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7I should talk to his mechanic about souping up my Buick
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7Reword 3 (but keep the steamroller) for +1
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7Slightly better than #477. My favorite Smokey strip. (Temp)
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6maybe downhill in a school zone, with a strong tailwind? -FV
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6Could be better me thinks.
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5Would be funnier if it was a speed a steamroller could actually handle -cm
5Not an Earl gag.
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5could a steamroller go 80?
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4nope. not having it
4This is a better joke if steamrollers could go 80!
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2Would jump about +6 if he said "turbocharged steamroller" or something similar
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