RED MEAT dave barry turns tricks from the secret files of max cannon
What are those explosions outside?
That's the sound of our latest bombing campaign! Seems the Department of Homeland Security has decided that domestic terrorism is the new greatest threat to our national stability.
Isn't the war supposed to be over?
Son, when terror is your enemy, you gotta be in it for the long haul.
And the "long haul" entails replacing our black flag with a maple leaf?
Only 'til the next election. Here, try on this stocking cap I bought!
2003-04-30 12:31:17DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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5I like the premise, but reworking maybe?
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5I'm dumb. Are they in Canada or bombing Canada? Preloggy
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4They're ... pirates ... defecting to Canada? Wha? -PB
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3Your political views are soooooo funny! And original!!!

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