RED MEAT let's keep those hands above the table from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, you must get tired of my endless needs and complaints.
I mean, I'm such a pathetic person. I don't know how you stand it.
'I'm such a pathetic person... in bed.' Heh heh heh!
1998-10-29 11:45:28By Horselover Fat

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10I'm sorry, but prayers as God's fortune cookies? Hilarious. -Cap'n
9I laughed, so I have to give it a 9. I hate you Horselover Fat. -opus
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8made me laugh -bbg
8The people lowballing this are pathetic in bed.
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7padre whines and god acts dumb = perfectly in character -herp
7Fortune Cookie God! Nice! -cm
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7God playing the fortune cookie game... okay.
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6Sounds like God to me.
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6I wrote a strip like this and had to delete it, but this is funny. --VX
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5this sucks.. in bed!
5Almost meaty, sort of. -PB
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4Works with Fortune Cookies but not groveling
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4wha?
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4Other in bed one is better
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3God thinks prayers are fortune cookies?
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2So Padre is reading a fortune cookie?
2Um... isn't "in bed" a fortune cookie thing? -CL
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2Am I missing something or is this.
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2Absolutely no connection. Padre whines and God acts dumb.
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1No. Afg.
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1How many barrel bottoms must a man scrape? crz

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