RED MEAT see you round like a pentagram from the secret files of max cannon
*You're* the new mailman?
Affirmative.
You look exactly like that naked, camoflauge-painted freak that was sneaking around the neighborhood last night.
Sometimes I like to run night patrols.
But why the guns and grenades?
If you've ever seen what's left of a man after the U.N. booby-traps his mailbox, you wouldn't have to ask me that.
1998-11-02 08:42:38By Smokey

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8We're on "Helder" patrol! -CL
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7Me likes Paranoid Matt. --VX
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6Eh, in-character enough to make it passable. -PB
6-MMM-
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5Huh? Is that news ref? -TRT
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5So close to funny, but doesn't get me
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5eh. Paranoia can be done better.
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4prototype boring Matt
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3Ted accepts #2 but still questions the ammo?-BP
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3There are so many problems with this that I refuse to begin listing them.
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2piss poor
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