RED MEAT you can have my gunnar when you pry it from my cold, dead hansen from the secret files of max cannon
Quick, William, the salve!
What happened to you?
Oh, nothing--outside of being attacked by bees while minding my own business in the woods!
Dad, we've discussed this: bees tend to protect their hive when besieged by Nerf balls.
I see. And we should just look the other way while they horde all that sweet, sweet honey?
We've discussed that, too.
2003-05-06 13:27:21DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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9well done
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7Simpsonsesque, in a good way.
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7The role reversal works pretty well. -PB
7'sweet, sweet honey' is very nice. -IS
7HOARD. Not horde. Nicely done otherwise -- THM
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6This could be great, if rewritten slightly. V
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6I like that William figured out exactly what was up.
6Getting Simpsonesque. Preloggy
6Nerf balls?
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5No punch.
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5Son is a little too erudite, somehow -bbg
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4Ted is not Homer. -DG
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3Gets too Simpsons-y for me, sorry.

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