RED MEAT DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDS from the secret files of max cannon
Hey little lady, is your bike missing?
Yeah, some meanie stole it!
Perhaps that meanie needed the bike to make a quick getaway and wrecked it and had to put it in a dumpster.
Milkman Dan, you're MEAN.
Perhaps some dumpster child has your bike now. They probably are happier than you are!
I hate you Milkman Dan.
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10Dry, yet disturbing, like a freshly deoderised armpit - Tam
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8Fuck me, fuck you. I don't care. 8. Vaca
8"dumpster child"=funny
8Stonent
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8Karen 2 not needed.
8+1 for "dumpster child" -PD
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7I love the rhythm and repetition. +1 on reread. -Afg
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7Hehehe. Classic MMD. -PB
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7Dan's 3 sings me to sleep at night. --VX
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7I liked "dumpster child"
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7+1 for MMD's inexorably building torment. -Cap'n
7Very meaty! --OQP
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6Dumpster child?
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6 - BFJ -
6+1 reread -IS
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6MMDs 3 is stilted, Karen's good
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6Heh-heh. He said dumpster child. -MMM-
6Dan's great, but Karen needs work. TPTP falls flat. - Val
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5not a clear punchline-- a necessity for a comic strip
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5Mechanical.
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5Dan's just not as mean as he should be.
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5I like "dumpster child"
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5decent, but no punch
5Dumpster child is funny, but not funny enough.
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5dumpster children are funny....and smelly.
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4Karen's lines could be better. I do like Dumpster Child.
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4Meh..crz
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2I placed too much value on "dumpster child"
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2Yuck.
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