the denatured alcohol in the wine cooler of life

Lord, I'm still failing to reach my flock. They use drugs unashamedly, fornicate openly, and ridicule me for my vow of celibacy and the symbolic vestments of my holy office. Can you give me some ideas?

Hey, all that "drug free" crap was your doing. I made that stuff so you guys could commune with me.

But what about the fornication, and my vow of celibacy?

Hey, I didn't have to make sex so much fun, you know. Don't blame me 'cause some ugly priest couldn't get laid.

And the strange clothes?

Okay, that was mine; but I was sure you'd have gotten the joke by now.

2003-08-01 23:44:34

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9 why is this deleted?

9 This one I *really* like! --John

9 Good stuff. -S

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7 - Stonent

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7 +1 for tag

6 Contrived-funny, not contrived-ugh. --VX

6 God 2 doesn't parse right, but I'm a sucker for gratuitous religion shots. -PB

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6 Deja vu-DB

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6 -FV

6 Heh - CH

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6 Unfortunately, kinda typical fare for the subject matter.

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5 doesn't suck

5 eh -bbg

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5 A humour hug - Tam

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5 s'ok, but has been done so many times

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4 this isn't a joke.

3 seen the "insulting god" thing before and it doesn't really do it for me --J.

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2 Pathetic

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9	why is this deleted?
9	This one I really like! --John
9	Good stuff. -S
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7	- Stonent
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7	+1 for tag
6	Contrived-funny, not contrived-ugh. --VX
6	God 2 doesn't parse right, but I'm a sucker for gratuitous religion shots. -PB
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6	Deja vu-DB
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6	-FV
6	Heh - CH
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6	Unfortunately, kinda typical fare for the subject matter.
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5	doesn't suck
5	eh -bbg
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5	A humour hug - Tam
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5	s'ok, but has been done so many times
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4	this isn't a joke.
3	seen the "insulting god" thing before and it doesn't really do it for me --J.
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2	Pathetic

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