RED MEAT Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke) from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Ken, you're looking happy today!
Sure am! I was walkin' home last night by the railway lines when I saw a woman tied to the tracks!
Really!What did you do?
I untied her of course! I took her back to my place, and we ended up in bed! We made love in every position! It was incredible!
Wow! Some night. Did she give you a blow job too?
No. I never did find the head.
2003-10-21 15:04:39By Interesting Steve

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10*Bwah ha ha ha* Didn't see that one coming! --TRT
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8Oh, ick!!!! No, hadn't heard it. --John
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7I've heard this joke, too. Ken wears it perfectly. -PB
7Why isn't this an Earl? I'd give +2 if it was Earl. -Cap'n
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6Almost didn't see the nastiness coming. Many "!," though. - Spike
6Old joke, but funny.
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6-DB
6Great joke, but feels more like an Earl situation -bbg
6HW
6Doh! -DG (I have no idea why I feel the need to give this a 6.)
6Horrible joke (in a good way) and wonderful tag. --VX
6Ken3 "As soon as I duct taped her head back on. Hell Yeah!" -- Nuke
6Aaaaahhhhh! Would this be better with Earl?
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5Heard the joke before -cm
5http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=3382
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4Too blatant to be good..crz
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4At least use an -obscure- old joke?
4old, old joke
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3too blunt
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3He's not a retard
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1I was hoping it wasn't this oldie in the first panel (CB)

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