RED MEAT Does this smell bad? from the secret files of max cannon
I opened a Santa House at the mall, but it got shut down.
Apparently, it's illegal for Santa to ask for a 'Lap Dance'.
1998-12-21 20:40:35By happyboy

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8Why is this not higher? -- Nuke
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8Yup. It sure is. -PB
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7+3 for Santa asking for a lap dance. -CL
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6A little nebulous, but a pretty good joke nonetheless. --VX
6That's why I'll never be Santa...
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6The exception that proves the rule about paedophile jokes -- SG
6I don't mind this one quite so much
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6But it shouldn't be!
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5..why would it be illegal?
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5stinks
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4Nope. Doesn't tickle my fancy much. --TRT
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4what are 'these' for anyway?
4The joke's backwards
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