RED MEAT 60 Miles of Blue Asphalt from the secret files of max cannon
Say, Karen, I feel really bad about that hamster incident, so I brought you this sandwich for lunch today.
Thanks, Milkman Dan. That's really nice of you.
So, how's your mom?
She was kidnapped yesterday, and the police found what was left of her in the meat packing plant last night.
Yeah, that's what I mean. So, how is she? More mustard, perhaps?
You suck, Milkman Dan.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By David J. Bianco

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10He puts the lotion on his skin, or else he gets the hose again! -CL
9Wonderfully sick
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8Can't find an excuse to mark this one down.
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7Blissfully wrong - CH
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7for once, an early strip that's grossly *under*rated
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7Stonent
7"hamster incident" non-seq, but funny. #1 could better set up 2&3 ~W
7Karen gets more upset over her kittens. Nice pun though..crz
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7Heartless with condiments. +1 for "You suck"
7don't like Karen's 3
7This cannibalism I like -bbg
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6Didn't go where I thought. Not bad. <chuckle> --John
6gross
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6Needs the phrase that pays. Afg.
6It'd be an 8 without Karen's #3
6This is why they warn you about accepting open sandwiches from anyone. --VX
6Dan's 1 throws you but it's given away too early on karen's 2
6-1 for Karen's #3. Sometimes the old standbys are best. -Cap'n
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5Look, Maw, a cannibal! -MMM-
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5Why change Karen #3. Unless it was to BLLEAAAARRRGGHHHH!!! TRT
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5This is just too disgusting to get a better vote from me.
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5I could do without "you suck", but, otherwise.
52nd panel makes it too predictable, keep Karen's usual.
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5Telegraphed, but I do like the "How is she?" pun. -PB
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5Too gross for MMD's subtlty.
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4Cannibalism can be funny, but not here; "Hamster incident" is the only funny.
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3Nah, this sucks after a second read.
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