RED MEAT selling ezra by the pound from the secret files of max cannon
I was playing with my matchbook the other day when I happened to glance at the fine print.
And there it was, plain as day: "Keep away from children."
Not to be paranoid, but I burned every last match just to be sure.
2004-02-23 18:50:15DELETEDBy Vitamin X

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8Funny, not twisty, and ~still~ Earl! Bravo! --John
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7Great second panel but I think # 3 could be better. Not sure how yet. Preloggy
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6This could be awesome, but it's unaccountably off.
6ok, two sorta-funny jokes in simultaneous superposition -herp
6see ya can't seem to shake your lowballer
6i don't know why, but 6 - gtd
6I sure am glad it wasn't a pedophilia joke -cm
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53 kills it, too OOC.
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5not feeling it
4On the planet? -- THM
4Hmmm.
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1I don't even see how or why this is a joke. -S

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