RED MEAT Unidentified crying object from the secret files of max cannon
Son, I know you've been drinking my gin. The important thing is that you are honest with me now.
How much have you had?
I guess about two glasses.
Thank goodness. I need you to drive me to the liquor store.
2004-06-28 00:31:53By ACog

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9Would fit in nicely with Max's work (CB)
9Much, much, much better than your previous efforts
9Sounds like my dad.
9Classic Ted, very well done.
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8I would have said "about two shots", but don't change it on my account.
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8This is great -cm
8--THM
8I really like this one. It's simple, creative, and funny. -NC
7Vaca
7+1 for tag
7This is good but would make more sense if he said "two shots"
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7Very, very nice. -DG
7Kinda predictable, but okay. --John
7-bbg
7*grin* --TRT
7-DB
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7Simple, but nice.
7it's like a much more hard-hitting "bald faced eagle" -herp
7+1 reread -IS
7Short and sweet.. but top 30??..crz
7nice
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7The secret is to stay two drinks ahead of him
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7I love the tag. Strip's pretty Meaty, too. --VX
6'Salright. Wouldn't be in my top 30 though.
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6-FV
6Above average rendering of an old joke
6this is my kind of comic, but for some reason I didn't laugh -LS
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4maybe because i've been in family situations such as this makes it suck

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