RED MEAT what goes up from the secret files of max cannon
That's a weird looking device you got there, neighbour.
Isn't it, though? I got it through a mail order company I deal with.
What's it do?
Beats me.
You bought it and you don't even know what it does?
You aren't really listening, are you?
1999-01-27 15:37:19By The Light In Chains

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10Heh. -todcra
10>da-bump-SHEEEEEEEE!< Really good. -John
10Took two reads. to get it. I laughed when it hit. -CL
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10+1 for unimpeachable dialog
9This one always pops into my head from time to time - PD
9Unfortunately, i was listening too well -L
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9Watch the Britishisms, folks.
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9Gads, this is so beautiful. -PB
9This killed me on the 1st read
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9fantastic
9--TRT
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9one of the best "You aren't really listening" -cm
9classic RMCS...Max would be proud.
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8Impeccable pacing and structure. -DG (9: What's British here? The "u"?)
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8nice.
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8slick -ballpn
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8simple, good
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8Simple and elegant.
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8I love jokes that only work because of the text medium :)
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7Word pun is good, but not great -BN
7Only works in print, not out loud.
7Old joke, nicely recast. --THM
7works better written rather than spoken -bbg
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7Not out loud..crz
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7It works because Don wasn't listening to HOW Ted said it
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6scoring a 3 on this is a sign of jealousy
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6Unfortunately Ted's #2 reveals the punchline too much.
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5Obvious. --VX
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5I don't know what this means...
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4More clever than funny. Saying it ruins it. And so on.
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