RED MEAT meringue merengue from the secret files of max cannon
I became a milkman because I believe in love at first sight.
One look at ruby lips, thrusting breasts, provocative hips, and I'm in love and raring to go.
That's why I'm a milkman. So I can take advantage of it.
That's why I work in the morgue.
1999-02-26 13:31:32By buzzard

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9Earl works alone, but this is the exeption. -BN
8(snicker) -MMM-
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7I don't fully get Dan's dialogue, but Earl's is just too classic to miss. --VX
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7MMD not so much, but Earl is awesome
6Eh. Afg.
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6Lose "I became a milkman" in 1 and you've got a winner..crz
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6--TRT
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5Don't get Dan's lines
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5eagh. Don't like Earl/Dan.
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4why does being a milkman help his love life?
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4way out of order
4timing's weird
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3Earl does dead bodies. Woo.
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3Everything is wrong with this
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3Not quite getting it...
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3Dan's lines are worthless except to set up Earl's 3.
3Crap joke, made even worst by invading Earl's space.
3Only Earl's #3 saves this from being a -9.
3does he mean a cow, in p2? I can't quite tell
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2dead breasts thrust?
2Dan rambles, Earl gets partner. Neither is a good thing. -PB
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2MMD and Earl don't work together. -CL
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