Salt in the womb

Salt in the womb

I landed this gig doing stand-up on a cable show. It's pretty sweet, they say I'm "edgy".

My shrink is going to be surprised, he didn't think I could do it. I know exactly what he's going to say when he finds out.

"Dammit, this is supposed to be a secure facility!"

2006-05-31 15:08:50

By The Light In Chains

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8 Welcome back, Dave. -IS

7 We're back, baby! Preloggy

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7 subtly good

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7 --THM

7 -FV

7 Cute. --VX

7 Cutting edge humour... I'm slashing my wrists --TRT

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6 bbg

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6 ..crz

6 You need semicolons in 1 and 2. But there's good stuff the last few days. -T.

5 1 could be virtually anything at all. Hate the tag too.

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4 Change "when he finds out" to "when I tell him" and it works.

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S	Comment
9
8	Welcome back, Dave. -IS
7	We're back, baby! Preloggy
7
7	subtly good
7
7
7	--THM
7	-FV
7	Cute. --VX
7	Cutting edge humour... I'm slashing my wrists --TRT
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6	bbg
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6	..crz
6	You need semicolons in 1 and 2. But there's good stuff the last few days. -T.
5	1 could be virtually anything at all. Hate the tag too.
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4	Change "when he finds out" to "when I tell him" and it works.
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