RED MEAT Holy roman candle from the secret files of max cannon
Beautiful women ask me all the time why I chose this simple life.
When that happens, I remember back to the day I decided to become a man of the cloth and think...
If only the police wern't so hot on my trail.
1999-06-15 01:19:50By Horselover Fat

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7+1 for the tagline
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7Nice. --VX
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6"weren't"
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5It's interestingly different from a lot of the stuff submitted here. -NC
5Kinda amusing. Whoops, missed the spelling error
5Why beautiful women? Unneccessary.
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5If only I had spell-checked this before saving it.
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5Horselover Fat... eeeh. PKD should come and beathim up.
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4Weak, weak punchline. -PB
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4Bummer about wern't
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4this would work much better with "weren't" were changed to "hadn't been." -CL
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