RED MEAT KITTENS!! ON FIRE!! from the secret files of max cannon
So, doc. How long do I have to live?
Hmm... Let me check my results. Ahh.. I see.
Well, what do the results tell you?
Eight.
Eight! Eight what? Months? Years?
Seven.
1999-06-18 22:09:58By Horselover Fat

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10The second panel could be better, but the joke itself is perfect.
9Ouch.
9Almost perfect. (Try different characters.)
8Good use of timing -JM
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8Old joke, but still heh. -Cap'n
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7Dialogue clunks. Nobody would be better choice for doc. And yet ... -PB
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7the tagline cracked me up, even if it wasn't intended as a Bowie ref
7Blank for doctor; people should be able to spell in order to pan comics.
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7-1 for tag
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6Nice one. You got me to smile at least. -NC
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6Old, but done well - apart from Don OOC..crz
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6an old joke.
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6But -1 for Don as a Doc
6Good joke, get rid of Don though.
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6Hee-yeah. --VX
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5Better if second character was invisible.
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4old joke
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2Oh yippy! a joke that is older than Moses.
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