RED MEAT DNA Sample from the secret files of max cannon
You know Karen, milk is one of the major building blocks of life. Milk is used in 90% of all recipies, it is the first form of nutrients babies receive, and it even helps me to lure small animals in front of my truck.
Why would you do that Milkman Dan?
Well Karen, I had to test my theory that milk was more than just a drink, that it had supernatural healing powers.
It's possible that my hypothesis was wrong though, because milk didn't bring your kitty back to life.
I hate you Milkman Dan.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By GumGirl

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10Milkman Dan killing Karen's pet is cliche, but GumGirl works it well. Solid! -CL
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8A bit wordy, but sound
8Narshty. - CH
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7Nice..crz
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7#1's too wordy, chop it for a +2
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7#1 hangs the pin~ata, #3 smacks it down. ~W
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6#3 almost isn't needed
6I like MMD's lead-in, but 2 & 3 are silly
6way too wordy (mine are too) -L
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6No, he killed the cat first, then tried to bring it back to life.
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5You wouldn't use it both as a lure and a magic elixir. Boo! --VX
5Kinda by-the-numbers. -PB
5Too wordy, but not a bad idea.
5amusing concept, but a bi twordy.
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4meh -bbg
4--TRT
4MMD too wordy. -MMM-
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4-1 for making me work so hard for nothing
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3a VERY roundabout way of the same old joke. Unimaginitive & badly told
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3Poor structure. 1 makes it blatantly obvious, 2 and 3 add nothing.
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3Destroyed in the first frame.
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