RED MEAT A friend is a terrible thing to waste from the secret files of max cannon
What do you want, little girl!
I remember my old mailman. Mr. Whithers was such a nice gentleman, until yesterday.
Yea, twenty years of loyal service before he started to wave an uzi and raving that the zip codes are out to get him and numbers were crawling in his veins.
He seemed fine when I sold him some lemonade. Hey, do you want some?
Is it made with real lemons?
No, but the bottle said 'lemony fresh scent'.
1999-08-16 15:21:20By Horselover Fat

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9Oh loird that blindsided me. -CL
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7Maybe Billy instead of Karen.
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7did NOT see that coming -bbg
7"Numbers were crawling in his veins" rocks hard. --VX
7setup is a little too long
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6horrendous execution of great idea
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6tasty
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5Too wordy for the joke
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5Look Maw, a huffer! -MMM-
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5third panel is a bit of a waste
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5Matt's first balloon is just plain odd, and Karen's comes out of nowhere.
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5Eh, I chuckled.
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5This isn't a bad idea, but clumsy, clumsy, clumsy. -PB
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4Terrible Matt panel 2
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4What the ffffffff?
3There's a decent idea here, buried under 8 tons of elephant shit.
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3Doesn't work -Cap'n
3Clouds are just marshmallows that angels eat. -- Family Circus
2three frames, three frames. make all three frames about the same joke
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1What crap is this? --TRT

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