RED MEAT Head in the class from the secret files of max cannon
Oh Lord, impart unto me your wisdom!
To know my true words, you must do one thing.
And what is task, oh Lord?
You must add the phrase 'In Bed' after every passage in the bible.
Lord, why does thou mock me?
Why does thou mock me... IN BED!!
1999-11-26 20:54:52By Horselover Fat

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10Wording, pace, punchline - all perfect. One of the best strips in the joint. -BN
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7God's #3 takes the cake. --VX
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7My faorite fortune cokkie meme! -CL
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7Stupid. And yet, I laugh. Shameless enough to work. -PB
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6Like the premise..crz
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6--TRT
6Snicker-worthy
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6slop but god mocking priest in bed is too funny -cm
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5-1 for bad grammar. "Why dost thou mock me?"
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5Might work better if adding "in bed" to every passage produced funny results.
5..it sucked before... why try again?
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5God's #3 saves the day. - DG
5Rewrite, rewrite, rewrite. This could be quite sound.
5-1 on reread, because Horselover Fat really was bad; I think "dost" is better
5a common premise
5"why doth thou..."
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4done way better elsewhere -bbg
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2But...he did this before!
2Uhmmm... no.
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