First off, my head is shaped like a fruit, but it's not an actual lemon. You might be using "fruit" as an offensive term for a homosexual man, but I'm straight.
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Second, my first name is spelled with an h. Finally, "lynching" is defined as extrajudicial justice associated with a public mob, and there's only one of you.
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Basically, everything about your Facebook status "gonna lynch that fruit Jonny" is wrong.
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I'll be sure to tweet a correction right after this.
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